Who wants to get in free on Jan 29th w/The Wilders?
Posted by The Monads on Jan 18, 2010 in News
Hey everyone, we’re going to do a little something new here. If you want to get in free to our Jan 29th show at Off Broadway with the Wilders, drop us a comment right here and write your best Monads Haiku. The author of the best Haiku will be put on the guestlist +1 for the show. We will announce the winner Jan 28th right here at www.themonads.com. Remember from your schoolin’ days, a Haiku is 3 lines with 5, 7, and 5 syllables each.
Why do my ears ache?
Where did all these nerds come from?
Monads is playing!
Suck My Succotash
Them Orphans Just Rocked Me Drunk
Now I Can’t Go Home
pluck pluck yell real loud
jump up and down, yell some more
thats a monad song!
Looking like a fool
Gold tooth front, hat to the side
Yer pants on the ground
Sorry, I couldn’t resist
Always count on this:
Monad’s shows never lack a
broken guitar string.
Cornbread and whiskey?
What? I always thought they said:
“Cocaine d’int miss me.”
Swollen liver fun
Hillbilly danger and sweat
Ho-made woopie boom!
one chick and three dudes
death speed banjo mojo fuck
must be the monads
Monads and Wilders!
The roof will fly off the place
About fucking time!!!!!!!!!
The Monads play fast
They DO what most punks cannot
Blackened Bluegrass-YEAH!
Monads and Strangers
Just booked stag nite with johnny
Twenty four of feb
whiskey, whiskey, wine
fatalistic one two step
monads copped your feet
The best sort of night:
when you come home smelling like
crawdads and monads.
or:
You killed my eardrums.
They’ll heal by the 29th.
Of course I’ll be there.
Feet move,the earth shakes–
but that’s no New Madrid quake;
seismic bluegrass ROCKS!
We all love Shelby
And Ron loves the bass player
My bluegrass is punk
One Two Three Four Five
One Two Three Four Five Six Sev-
Naked Monad Love
My big fucking nads!
Nads. Nads. Nads. Nads. Nads. Nads. Nads!
Big fucking MONADS!
Barefoot, naked chick;
creamy skin, brunette lowlights-
Monads love you so.
Cock and pussy rock;
Monads are the social lube-
sweet orgasmo Ooooh!
Mi gusta Monads;
tracheal bacteria-
fucking awesome name!
Up so fucking late;
authoring Monads haiku-
this will be so great.
The awesome Monads
Will rock Off Broadway tonight
Have fun and get drunk!